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Joke of the Day
"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"
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"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."
"A nerdy science joke I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO"
"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"
"Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house."
"<- I've been drinking for almost 6 hours. If you see something wash up on shore that looks like this, please identify me."
"Nobody gives a fcuk about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good."
"I keep hearing so much talk about ISIS right now... They're really blowing up."
"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"
"Who's Becky, Stan? She's just a country!"