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Joke of the Day

"Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response- ""I still love vista, baby"""

"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"

"I think my 2 year old wants to move to Iowa. She points to everything and says ""Des Moines."""

"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."

"Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin."

"I sold my vacuum cleaner on ebay........ It was just sat in the corner collecting dust....."

"Teacher: In music if ""f"" means ""forte"" what does ""ff"" mean ? Pupil: Eighty"