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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: In music if ""f"" means ""forte"" what does ""ff"" mean ? Pupil: Eighty"
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"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"
"The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama"
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"
"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"
"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"
"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"
"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"
"It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged."
"My jokes are pretty deep Cos they are mine"