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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."

"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"

"You're scared of pedophiles? Grow up."

"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."

"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."

"What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !"

"Hey lady, did you know I'm a Pokemon? Because I Pikachu while you sleep."

"Just read a story in a magazine that a woman is claiming she was raped by an alien.. Big Deal!.. So was Lady Gaga's mother"