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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"He told me I was too pretty not to smile. So I flipped him off, tackled him and shoved my middle finger up his nose. Now I'm smiling."

"BOB: Hey boss can I get another raise SCROOGE: But I just gave you... B: What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?? Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!"

"You can tell a lot about someone from the books they read, the things they say and how they conduct themselves in their personal life."

"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."

"What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!"

"*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again."

"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"

"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."