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Joke of the Day

"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"

"What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up"

"I'm not sure churches are the best places for PokeStops... a priest just asked me in and offered me a Slowpoke edit: whoops, rip inbox. don't get sucked in by priests, kiddies."

"Frieza may be cool... But his brother is Cooler!"

"What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee."

"What do you call two crows together? Attempted murder."

"US Forces have just liberated thousands of ISIS sex slaves... All the goats and other livestock are being moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their farmers."

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"

"Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends."

"what do you call a french kebab? a body bag."