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Joke of the Day

"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"

"You know why yoga is so unpopular for men? Well women don't mind muff diving but dudes don't like to suck their own dicks."

"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"

"News: Coleen Rooney has flown out to Brazil with her two sons to be with Wayne until England's World Cup campaign is over. That's nice bit far to go for a weekend though if you ask me."

"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"

"If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you've clearly never lost close to 500 GB's worth of data on your hard drive."

"I just ate a silica salt packet and I've been using a plastic bag as a toy because I live life on the motherfucking edge."

"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."