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Joke of the Day

"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""

"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"

"I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It sucks."

"Why was Hitler sent to the grocery store? He killed the juice."

"Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters. Read online on a comment. LOL"

"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"

"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"

"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"

"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."

"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""