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Joke of the Day
"I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer"
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"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"
"Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking ""Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"""
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"
"Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!"
"Dead Alive Other"
"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"
"The weekend just logged me out due to inactivity."
"a spider dropped onto me this morning and I was just really excited that someone else was in bed with me"
"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"