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Joke of the Day

"I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer"

"So evidently the kid who stabbed all the people at his highschool today was always told he would be famous. He felt like today was the day to take a stab at it."

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"

"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"

"How do you stop a 6'4"" 300lb black kid from charging? You take away his EBT card."

"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."

"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."

"My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi."

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""