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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""

"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"

"Yeah, that's it. I was an hour late for work because I forgot to adjust my clocks. That is also why I smell like liquor."

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"

"If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you."

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."

"What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"