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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"
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"A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup"
"How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is? Count the stripes on his track pants."
"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."
"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and says ""ouch"""
"OMG, you're huge! There's no way you'll fit inside me. - My clothes."
"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"
"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."
"I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life."