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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"
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"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo club Thank you all for coming"
"What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion? A cat-ass-trophy."
"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"I have been reporting moms on Facebook who brag about how perfect their lives are as fake news."
"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"
"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."
"If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard."