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Joke of the Day

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."

"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"

"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu you need ""Oinkment"", for bird flu you need ""Tweetment""."

"My girlfriend has a fetish for feet Every time I go to see her she adds a few more to the restraining order."

"For Sale: 2010 Honda Civic. Well maintained. Some Zipcar logos. Must purchase in next three hours."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."

"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"

"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"

"How long can a frog hold its breath underwater? Until it croaks..."