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Joke of the Day

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."

"Two competing podiatrists opened offices next door to each other... They were arch enemies. Edit: Spelling"

"Thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me. It means a lot."

"My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good......."

"I asked a friend if he'd eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked ""From whose dog?"" I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor."

"Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning."

"A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame"

"Did you hear about the new group my mom's in? D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)"

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once."