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Joke of the Day

"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."

"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."

"I am a unicorn hunter You don't see any unicorns around do you?"

"Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began"

"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"

"What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients? Asif Eyecare"

"""Guys. You guys. GUYS. Guys. YOU GUYS. Guys. Guys. GUYS."" - guy who discovered ice cream"

"How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"Why is it so hard to give up fizzy drinks? That shits like liquid Coke!"

"What have the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' got in common? Icy dead people."