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Joke of the Day
"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."
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"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"
"You never hear skinny people saying, ""I'm just small boned."""
"What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? A two-weeker"
"Boss: Isn't your new job kind of a [stifling laughter] sideways move? Crab: [to HR person] see this is what I'm talking about"
"Judging by your selfie, I can't help wonder why your mother didn't try & sell you to a circus when you were younger."
"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."
"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"