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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"
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"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The Russians did it apparently."
"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."
"WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, ""C eh, N eh, D eh."""
"So a blind man walks into a fish market... When he gets in he stops takes a big ol wiff and says,""Good morning ladies!"""
"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""
"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"
"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."
"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"
"After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection."