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Joke of the Day

"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"Did you hear about the new mobile dating app for pedophiles? Kinder."

"Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time? Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing."

"My favorite kinds of people are sandwiches."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !"

"Sorry, but the greatest thing since sliced bread is sandwiches. Period."

"Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise* Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough"

"Girl On Fire by Alicia Keyes would be a great theme song for a Vagisil commercial!"

"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"