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Joke of the Day
"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"
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"you know what people said about paul daniels funeral..... you know what people said about paul daniels funeral ""i liked it but not a lot"""
"The main lumberjack at my company does some minor computer hacking in his spare time... ...he's our key logger."
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"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""
"Ever want to have rodeo sex? Get on top and call her by the wrong name and try and hold on for 8 seconds."
"I'm sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows."
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""