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Joke of the Day
"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
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"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."
"My first time watching the women's Olympic vollyball last night, one minute in there was already a wrist injury. I'm better today though, no worries."
"A man walks up to a barman asking for a double entendre... He gave him one."
"What do you call a young gold digger? A miner"
"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"
"Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch? Holm School"