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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male; if she answers it's female."

"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."

"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!"

"The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating"

"90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it."

"Statistics never show how many accidents each year are the direct result of a guy checking out some chick's ass."

"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."

"I was fucking this older woman, when she said, ""You know, you remind me of my son."" I said, ""Let's not make this weird, gran."""