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Joke of the Day

"Someday I wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in Old Navy commercials."

"A website that automatically plays music or needs to ""load"" is as outdated & terrible as slavery."

"What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth"

"In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys."

"Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino? He liked his rhinos sunny side up."

"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."

"My idea of a romantic dinner for two involves a surprising amount of papier-mache dinosaurs."

"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -"

"I have good news and bad news I've found a sock..."

"I hate jokes about AIDS. OMG! Me too, man! HI V!"