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Joke of the Day

"Who makes more money, a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!"

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."

"Me: look at these colorful leaves, fall is so beautiful Leaf: *cough* behold the desolation of my brothers *wheeze* death surrounds us all"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain."

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."

"What's the ugliest shape? An eyesoresceles triangle."

"A dog named joke starts playing with his owners. One of the kids throws a ball across the street, the dog goes for it..... A car runs him over, the joke is over."

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""

"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."