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Joke of the Day
"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."
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"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"
"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"
"WHO SAID ""YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED"" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above"
"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"
"My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited."
"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."
"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."
"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."