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Joke of the Day

"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"

"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."

"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"

"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"

"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny."

"What was Hitler's favorite way to tie his boots? In Nazi's!"

"Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it."

"I can't sleep; so I went out & got 2 donuts, glued them to my eyes, climbed up a tree & pretended I'm an owl."

"5 years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that girl to marry me. She said no both times."

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""