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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock! Who's there? Hamlet. Hamlet, who? I can't decide."
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"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."
"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"Islam is a religion of peace. Piece of you over here, piece of you over there..."
"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"
"What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis? A man. Courtesy of my grandmother."
"Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11"
"Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10? Because 7.. 8.. 9"
"If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work."
"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."