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Joke of the Day

"In a spaceship... - Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY."

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"

"We're choosing the paleontology exhibit over church because Jesus died for our sins but dinosaurs died for our Hummer."

"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."

"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."

"If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did."

"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""

"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"

"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"

"Look me in the eyes when I'm lying to you."