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Joke of the Day

"I made a belt out of a bunch of watches, But my friends told me it was a waist of time"

"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."

"I hate my new hair cut. Hopefully it will grow on me."

"What's the difference between a dirty Greyhound station and a lobster with big breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."

"A man is in a car wreck and is rushed to the ER. When he wakes up he tells the doctor: ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor replies: ""I know, I cut your arms off."""

"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"

"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."

"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."