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Joke of the Day
"I made a belt out of a bunch of watches, But my friends told me it was a waist of time"
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"I Can control sheep just by listening to them I herd it with my own ears"
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"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."
"Schrdringer's cat walks into a bar Or not"
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."
"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"
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"Grim Reaper: You know why I'm here. Me: Heavy drinking? Unhealthy diet? Texting and driving? GR: You should've forwarded that chain email."