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Joke of the Day

"""May I take your order?"" the waiter asked. ""Yes how do you prepare your chickens?"" ""Nothing special sir"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."""

"What shoes do roosters wear? Chickenstocks"

"I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer. ""What's hotter, green or red peppers?"" Green ""Nope. Green."""

"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"Why is your ass split vertically? Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs."

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."

"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"

"What's John Lennon's favorite card game? Yoko Uno"

"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."