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Joke of the Day
"""Paypal me your lunch money!"" -Cyber Bullies"
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"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."
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"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."
"I need to do just one more beheading & this will be the best New Year's revolution, ever!"
"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"
"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"
"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."