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Joke of the Day
"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"
Next Joke
"Next time a conspiracy theorist says, ""That's what they want you to think,"" say, ""No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."""
"How do crows know what time is it? They have the knights watch ."
"I'm not good-looking enough to be this stupid."
"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."
"I drank a bottle of vodka tonight and I was feeling Russian Russian to bed"
"I'm thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid"
"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"
"Why does Josh Brown beat his wife? Just for kicks"