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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."
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"[restaurant] Man *proposing to his gf*: ""Will you make me the happiest man alive?"" [me, alone, eating nachos a table over] ""Not possible"""
"My grandmother treats me like a rock star By that I mean she lets me sign her tits"
"What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode? Enjoy the silence."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"
"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."
"Some people have difficulty sleeping But I can do it with my eyes closed!"
"Here's a FedEx joke. Actually, you'll get it tomorrow."
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? Penis is the male reproductive organ. Paycheck is a check that used to pay an employee for his work."
"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" American children."