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Joke of the Day
"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"
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"What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs? Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo."
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
"When someone has Taken your car who should you call? Liam Nissan"
"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."
"What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars? Ones green and the other is black"
"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."
"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."
"Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out."
"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."