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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
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"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtian."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it hits the windshield? It's butt!"
"What do gay horses eat? Heeeeeyyyyyyy"
"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."
"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"Her: You're a pathological liar! Me: ...and the King of Spain."
"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."