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Joke of the Day

"*travels back in time to kill Hitler as a baby* *becomes known as time-traveling baby murderer & history's greatest monster*"

"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !"

"Two flies are on a wall... One looks at the other one and says, ""Hey, your human is open""."

"""The past tense of LOL is not LOL'd, it's L'dOL."" - How I like to end a date with 18-25 year old girls."

"What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"

"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."

"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."