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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set? his lips were Thor"
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"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""
"What does a 9-Volt battery and an asshole have in common? If you lick it, and nothing happens, you know its dead."
"I used to piss my pants in front of my 3rd grade class.... And it cost me my entire teaching career.."
"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"
"The American stock market is a bear BULL shit"
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A roamin catholic"
"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"
"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."
"Why don't Germans play games with new players? Because they don't want to wreck Danubes."