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Joke of the Day

"How does a one armed man row a boat? In a circle."

"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."

"35% of all hospital deaths are caused by the attending physician failing to yell ""Don't you die on me!"" at the right moment."

"Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday? Sun of a beach"

"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? .. the hotdogs taste like shit."

"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."

"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"

"I found a carrier bag with an England football shirt that someone had just thrown away, I couldn't believe it... Carrier bags are worth 5p these days!"

"As I looked at myself naked in the mirror I thought to myself... I'm going to get kicked out of Ikea in a minute."