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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""

"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""

"I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them."

"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."

"Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant? They couldn't get his bonepart"

"classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days."""

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""

"What's the meaning of life? Why don't you google it?"

"Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)"

"So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless."