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Joke of the Day
"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"
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"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta"
"Two Deer in a Gay Bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar ones says to the other, "" I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there"""
"What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you saw me eating that cupcake with no hands and you want my autograph?"
"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""
"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"
"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""
"Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren't the worst. Me: Wall-E's friend was a cockroach. Wife: Except that."