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Joke of the Day

"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"

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"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."
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"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."