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Joke of the Day

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal."

"Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special. its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings"

"*stands up in the middle of a quiet library* FAKE NOODLES ARE CALLED IM-PASTAS"

"I donate money to single mothers going to nursing school... One dollar at a time."

"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."

"Go into a bathroom stall and write: ""For A Good Time Call Your Mother. She Misses You & Enjoys Hearing Your Voice."""

"Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, ""amusement park."""

"Say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they don't speed in school zones."

"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""