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Joke of the Day

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"I told my Grandpa an Alzheimer's joke. It was so funny he forgot to laugh."

"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."

"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"

"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a shell on her thigh Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the sea."

"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."

"my dads complaining that i ate all his pills but I'M complaining that he's a giant melting prism of pure energy thats turning into a dragon"

"Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids."

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."

"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""