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Joke of the Day

"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""

"If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you."

"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."

"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."

"Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam."