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Joke of the Day

"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade."

"What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? You see a woman learn her place."

"What happens when you see two twin sister witches? You don't know which witch is which!"

"What did Sam say to the young Americans? ""Guess where this finger's going."""

"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"

"ATC: ""Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? "" Cessna: ""To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating."" ATC: ""I meant in the next five minutes not years."""

"He's what you'd call a Bukake expert... ...He's done loads of research."

"My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife."