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Joke of the Day
"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."
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"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."
"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"
"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"
"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"
"What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."
"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
"When is a fetus viable? To a Christian, it's the moment of conception. To a Jew, it's when he graduates from medical school. -my mom heard this on the radio"
"Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning."
"A woman asks her Milkman to fill her bath with milk.. He asks ""Do you want that milk pasteurised?"", She replies ""No, just up to my boobs please."""