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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they don't speed in school zones."
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"A man walks into a bar... And slowly alcoholism tears apart his family"
"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."
"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella. It was assault with battery!"
"What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife."
"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."
"I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"