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Joke of the Day

"Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special. its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings"

"What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ? Einswine"

"If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called PETA"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"To my calendar: Your days are numbered."

"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten - one to hold the light bulb and nine to drink until the room spins! Happy St. Patrick's day!"

"Why do women put on makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad..."

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"It's been a tough year for gluten farmers."