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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch? One of his fingers is clean"
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"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"" I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on"
"I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"Sorry babe I wasn't paying attention sorry babe I wasn't paying attention, can you start over ? ok, from where ? 2009"
"I only make my food from the natural ingredients, like uranium and asbestos"
"5 years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that girl to marry me. She said no both times."
"I've spent the last 2 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer. But no one will do it"
"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."