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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
Next Joke
"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"
"I think my optometrist is falling in love with me... Every time I leave his office he hands me a sample of contact solution and says, ""Eye care for you"""
"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"
"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"
"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."
"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."
"Kids, I can't tell you how much I enjoy sweating for an hr in the kitchen each day, just to see your little ""what the fuck is this"" faces"
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""Then you DID sign the agreement! """