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Joke of the Day

"Sorry babe I wasn't paying attention sorry babe I wasn't paying attention, can you start over ? ok, from where ? 2009"

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"What do you call a pit full of donkeys? An asshole."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."

"I had a Muslim co-worker named ... Christian"

"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"

"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch? Chicken Caesar Salad"

"I hate Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves."

"I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died."