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Joke of the Day

"How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, we've decided to let a man do the job."

"Back in my day, I used to have to walk 4 miles to the nearest store. Because I had too many DUIs."

"Idea for a podcast: Friends hang out together and have deep and meaningful discussions and nobody records it and it's not a podcast."

"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"

"Shouldn't elevators have a different name for the trip back down?"

"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"

"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

"Here's one for you 369"

"I stopped doing topical humor People were getting tired of jokes about ointment."

"Why do midgets make bad parents? Cause they struggle to put food on the table"