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Joke of the Day
"Why do midgets make bad parents? Cause they struggle to put food on the table"
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"
"*drops off box to Salvation Army* ""Sir, why is this box marked W I F E?"" *peels out*"
"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"
"Eight bytes walk into a bar... Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Can I get you anything?"" ""Yeah,"" reply the bytes. ""Make us a double."""
"It's not true that all black people are mistreated in America Some black people are mistreated in other countries."
"Me: *opens door* Yes? Him: Hi. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about The Lord? Me: ..Of The Rings? Him: Uh No.. *door slam*"
"My wife and I have lost 150 lbs combined!!! The search team are taking longer than expected to get her body back from the river though."
"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"
"What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt? I know that peel."