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Joke of the Day

"I stopped doing topical humor People were getting tired of jokes about ointment."

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"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"
"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"
"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."
"Wizards of the Coast: Wizards of the Coast, and this is where the magic happens."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"I like my women like I like my presidents... Dead and illicit."
"Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing"
"Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says ""I'm going to have to cancel tonight"""
"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."