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Joke of the Day
"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!"
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"What do you call an asian walking a dog? A vegetarian."
"How do Jedi warm up for sexy time? Forceplay"
"My girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob She's allergic to nuts"
"Wanna know the secret to a good marriage? Sleep. Cant do anything wrong while sleeping. Unless you talk in your sleep, then youre dead."
"The bad news is I don't know what I'm doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap."
"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."
"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"
"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"
"What is a ducks favourite drug? quack"