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Joke of the Day

"How do Jedi warm up for sexy time? Forceplay"

"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"Her: I just read this really funny thing on FB. Me: No you didn't."

"I know a really good knock knock joke! However someone else has to start it"

"Police: ""You were going fast."" Me: ""I was trying to keep up with traffic."" Police: ""There isn't any."" Me: ""That's how far behind I am!"""

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"Walk like an Egyptian is a song, but also a sure fire way to make it safely through a bad neighborhood."

"A guy bought himself a new boomerang... ... but he couldn't get rid of the old one."

"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "

"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""