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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an asian walking a dog? A vegetarian."
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"My mouth so dry... Eli Whitney walk up on me while I'm yawning and invent the cotton gin."
"How would you describe the average bully? Mean."
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"So Miley Cyrus was hospitalized after an allergic reaction. Apparently the ecstasy she took was made in a facility which also processes tree nuts."