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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know the secret to a good marriage? Sleep. Cant do anything wrong while sleeping. Unless you talk in your sleep, then youre dead."

"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"

"Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12."

"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark-hives."

"You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard."

"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"