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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told."
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"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."
"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."
"Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure? Because i want to drop babies in you."
"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."
"Do you know what a blond and a tornado have in common? They both blow for a living."
"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"Thought for today: Each day is a gift from God ... but not Monday, it was regifted by Satan."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, that is a hardware problem."